Lesbian? No, LESBIAN

LEZBEAN *WHEEZE*

There's actually a really cool story behind that regarding Sapphos who is also the origin for the word sapphic.

I guess I'm a microphone polar pattern then?

i-okay

It's...Too complicated for the average people to understand what I mean by that.

But yea...
Omni means all.
Omnidirectional means that the microphone picks up an audio signal from all directions.
So...Omnisexual....I think we all know what it means anyway.

I've....explained it as simple as I could.

then say your a microphone that's it

Well, no- I know I'll sound like a nerd by saying this.
But the polar pattern isn't the microphone itself, it's just what's responsible for it picking up some audio signals from one direction, or more than just one.
It's....hella technical, if I could explain it...I'll still sound like a nerd by doing so...

Tiny kirby with a ribbon microphone and some headphones?

-_-' I honestly hate sounding like a nerd ngl...
When it comes to of course stuff relating to the music industry...
Or...other stuff....

i have -49 self esteem

Mine barely exists..... just...barely...aha...

same

Bet I'm probably one of the most relatable users around, huh?

Yes.

How relatable am I exactly?

very

Huh- Well then-

It's fine, you're cool.

Wait. Really?

yes

[Self-esteem has been raised to level 2!]

(Sorry for the little gamer joke....bur my Self-esteem is so go***mn low-]