elfiya crossing

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holty shitz

no way

LMAOOOOOOO “I NEED COCK ELFIYA” 💀

not genjisjjxchkshd

holding shift

Lmao the aavatar

I want cock too

you will never get cock

Illy: well jokes on you I have ham

ham: 😨

Illy: these guys are dumb and not based

Let's have sex in the alleyway of a 7-11

ham: *inhale*

n o .

Illy: why? Is this because of the raccoon?

ham: i do not want sex anymore

Illy: cool, you'll want it someday, you always do

Anyways, wanna meet my dad

ham: ok 😀

*big hunky pink lizard man walks in*

*dark souls music starts playing*

ham has left the server

Illy's mom: no *brings him back*

ham: 😳🤯🤯😳🤯😳🤯😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😢😭😢😭😢😭

Illy's mom: bruh

ham: hey man wna b freinds

Illum: *speaks alien language*

ham: sorry i dont have 20 bucks

Illy's mom: he said that you smashed our daughter

ham: 😀 what no thats cap not real

Illy's mom: I've literally observed every possible moment in time

You've done it and will do it a lot

ham: 😀

Illy's mom: you put your nuts on her face once

ham: SHE FORCED ME TO DO IT!!1!1! 😀😀😭😭😱😱🤬🤬

Illy's mom: you literally pounded her