If You Could See Yourselves You'd Be Concerned About Your Mental Health

I DON'T CARRY MY PHONE WITH ME EVERYWHERE I GO; I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET; I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY FOX TABLOID TV PROGRAMMING; I'VE NEVER HAD A TWITTER OR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT; HAVEN'T BEEN ON FACEBOOK IN A DECADE; I FIND YOUR ADDICTION TO THEM ... REALLY WEIRD