Finally, a use for the Shotgun under my bed. And if I need a little extra help, I have an AK-47 in my closet, a interdimensional portal in my toilet(that my friend accidentally opened), a Rocket Launcher in the celling, and I tactical nuke in my back pocket.
I used to have more but Satan kinda had to take them away....because I was using the guns to make a hellavator and was getting too close