1) What are you running for? President.
2) Do you have a party? (who else is running in your party?) The crusaders/ FBI party. Fak_u_lol, holy warlock, BeHapp, ZedXtroSubzero, the professor and Mary Ann.
3) Why are you running? I don't know why I do anything that I do. I just know that I don't wanna get caught.
4) Is the FBI good? The FBI us always right. Do not question the FBI.
5) Are you a fan of cows? I'm usually a fan of cows, but it depends on how they're cooked.
6) What are you going to do to the stream? I'm planning various recruitment drives to drive up stream traffic. Plus lots of offensive frog memes.
7) What improvements could the stream use? If we can get the number of daily users up, we need some various contests and challenges for the lols.
8) What do you think of the current administration? Chthonic's doing a good job keeping things interesting, but it's hard to call a couple people an "administration."
9) Anything else the voters should know? Yes:
In times of turmoil
In times like these
Beliefs contagious
Spreading disease
This wretched mischief is now coursing through your souls
Never to let go
Never to let go
Into your sanctum
You let them in
Now all your loved ones
And all your kin
Them filthy rodents are still coming for your souls
Never to let go
Never to let go