I CALLED DIBS

Everyone loves Yuri but Monika can makes you feel valentines is everyday with her and delete those who hate you

MY MEME GOT TO THE TOP OF THE FRONT PAGE ON THE WAIFU STREAM YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

I told you... manipulation

And I told you, Yuri has a knife that she might stab you with, meaning she might kill you.

Yuri will be so overcome with guilt that she will kill herself, and we will be together in hel- oop i mean heaven forever

You're clearly blind to the setbacks of being in a relationship with Yuri

dont care. she is hot.

Well, Monika is way better; she can delete anyone who tries to hurt me.

she uses in game files. she can delete in game characters. so if they were a real person then no, no she couldnt

Clearly, you don't know that Monika is better. Monika is the most popular character in DDLC, and is the most lovable girl.

ok then

So you give up on saying Yuri is better, and that you know that Monika is better??

no Im just getting kinda bored of this conversation. i wanna scroll the the dark humor stream for a little while

Me: *pfffft* Monika is better.

me: *pfffft* Monika is a homicidal creep. Yuri is a hot self harming creeep.

Me: That means Yuri is more f**ked up.

yeah but she is purple. and she pretty

But she lacks a structure in her sanity

I know. I dig that. Mentally insane girls are kinda my thang

Sir, why do you find mentally insane girls attractive??

easy to manipulate.

*facepalms* You do know Yuri could go insane and stab you with her knife, do you??

nah fam she would just suck my finger or something. Besides I could probably run away faster than her. (because she would be wearing heels, Id say she ugly without them.) (just in case)

And calling some ugly means not liking them, therefore, you didn't like Yuri in the first place.

dammit! can we share?

Too late i already claimed her.