That's Gonna Hurt !

it's... red...

Yes ... Blood is that colour ! :~)

the school thot

The spottiest narwhal you ever did see !

forbidden d**do

Less 'forbidden' more 'fatal' ! :~)

Wonder why the rim’s red

Either a very long spiral horn ( Although it's actually a tooth) in the wrong place or I might have photoshopped it in :~)

You are right ! :~)

Oh no it's VERY ideal

Well ... If the last thing you want to see before you die ... painfully ! :~)

Well at least I won't die a virgin

Laughing Out Loud ! :~)

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Ah, yes! Shove that horn deeper in, daddy!

Narwhal: What the f**k?

In that case, That seat is the perfect place for Narwhal watching ! :~)

Just don't let em touch your balls

Don't let them 'touch' any of your anatomy !