Okay, I thought and thought, you might say I'm ready to cry Uncle. So tell us.
(Might have to mansplain this comment too) LOL ! Do kids still cry uncle ???

Well, if not, the moose should've told em.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changing. I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.