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Joe Biden's "How To Poop" Cheat Sheet

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‘YOU take YOUR seat’: Very specific cheat sheet reminds Biden how to act
June 23, 2022

https://nypost.com/2022/06/23/a-very-specific-cheat-sheet-reminds-biden-how-to-act/

President Biden on Thursday inadvertently held up a comically detailed cheat sheet prepared by his staff instructing the gaffe-prone leader of the free world to “take YOUR seat” and to limit his remarks to “2 minutes.”

A photographer snapped an image of the document when Biden held it up backward at a meeting with wind-industry executives, which he attended after skipping his administration’s morning meeting with oil companies about combatting record gas prices.

The prepared instructions for Biden — titled “Offshore Wind Drop-By Sequence of Events” — tell Biden to “enter the Roosevelt Room and say hello to participants.”

Then, the paper says, “YOU take YOUR seat.”

The typed-up note says that after reporters arrive, “YOU give brief comments (2 minutes).”
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You do know, the asshole sits backwards on the bowl. Admitted it @ a press conference, AND thought everybody else did too !

“We all have 24 hours in a day. Sure there are things you need to do. Each morning after I finish my cereal, like every other American, I go to the bathroom. But I don’t just do that, I’m hunched over writing ideas, my notepad on the toilet top.” Biden continued, “(laughing) that’s the great thing about the toilet really, why do you think they designed it like a desk? So when you sit doing your business, you can also take care of business.”

And to remove any and all doubt, he later confirmed that he does in fact sit on the toilet backwards. What’s worse? He didn’t know he was sitting on it backwards… for 77 YEARS this man thought sitting on the toilet backwards was the correct way.

“Yeah that wasn’t – my staffer brought it up to me.” Biden explained in a follow up interview with MSNBC, “Apparently not everyone sits on the toilet like that. Apparently I sit on it backwards. I think it was – I don’t know it made sense to me it’s a good place to eat your cereal. Efficient. I guess. (Laughter).” – MSNBC
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Joe Biden suffers from bad toilet training?

Well, now, that would explain a lot of things, wouldn't it?

What Are The Psychological Effects Of Poor Potty Training?

https://kinacle.com/psychological-effects-potty-training/
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Bonus Homer Simpson toilet meme!
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Lack of critical step noted!

I've noticed how this happens when Chinese instructions are poorly translated into English.

Biden Bashing continues here:

Joe Biden Sits On Toilet Backward - Film at 11

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1. Find the pope
2. Walk Towards pope
3. Try to squeek out a quick fart
4. Call Secret Service to change diaper as shaking Popes hand
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