HI; MEET JOE BIDEN; MAINSTREAM MEDIA COVERS FOR HIM; LIES ABOUT HUNTER'S LAPTOP; FALLS UP STAIRS; ELECTS A WOMAN FOR HER SKIN COLOR AND NOT MERIT; AVOIDS IMPEACHMENT WHEN HUNTER LABTOP PROVES TRUE; PROVES MORE RACISM BY OUTLAWING LYNCHING (WHICH HASN'T BEEN A THING FOR MANY YEARS); SHAKES HANDS WITH GHOSTS; TRIES TO DECLARE WAR WITH A FOREIGN POWER BY CALLING FOR USURPING. CAUGHT TIME AND TIME AGAIN USING CHEAT SHEETS. LIES ABOUT FOOD SHORTAGES; WALKS AWAY WHEN ASKED QUESTIONS BY REPORTERS; BLAMES PUTIN FOR GAS PRICES; FAILS AT RIDING BICYCLES; LETS NOT EVEN GET INTO HIS PERSONAL SPACE ISSUES.
