Its kinda hard to make me blush, so here's a challenge.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, clearly they've never stood next to you
(Yes I'm commenting on a 2 month old post don't judge ._.)

Yea

and i already have a gf ;-;

Lucky bastard-
I need tips oh wise one

Dont do anything
wait for her to say she likes you

then say you like her

had her for 6 years now, since i was 20

so i think it works

Yo you're 26?!
Dayum

Also what if no girls like me-

Go to church for like a few weeks

Why-?

its how i got bitches

Ah alright
That for the wisdom wise one

also remember :

Does big dick count?
Bc I got one of them

no

Yes

no

You should check

No

Whyyy

:D

Its wrong

Damn

Kinda hoping to be right

WHY!?!?!?!?!?

For a pick up line -_-

im straight

And I was doing it for the image ._.

AND I don't even know your gender

femalen't

Yeah same-
Wait acc no I'm not

Are you a car in Australia? Because damn you're hot

Are you the kids in my attic
Because damn I really wanna keep you

Ayo%

Wanna f**k
(This is the pickup btw)

What percent is that-

In fact waht answer is that -

192.168.0.1

How about you check your IP address
See if I was right

90%

Les GOOOO
Second attempt
Hey how about we watch SpongeBob so I can put my Squidward in your Sandy cheeks
(This one is the most joking one I know)

ONFG
2000000% FOR EFFORT

HAHAHA LET'S GOOOOOO
MUCH TALLENT

DO ANOTHER ONE

PLSSSSS

HM OKAY I'LL THINK

Do you beleive in love at first site?
Or do I need to walk past again

90%

K next try

If you where a transformer you'd be optimus-fine

110%

YOOO LET'S GOOO

The skill

Same thing.
Mine is 8 inches

Mine is 8.27 but I don't count the .27

I dont count the .64

Oh sick you have an extra Minecraft stack