An unemployed guy walks into a bar with a huge parrot on his shoulder.
Barman says “Oh wow I’ve never seen one like that before, where did you get him from?”
Parrot says “The welfare office, there’s loads of them over there”
During a DNC dinner, Mrs. Jill Biden leaned over to chat with Chuck Schumer. "I bought Joe a parrot for his birthday. That bird is so smart, Joe has already taught him to say over two hundred words!”; "Very impressive," said Chuck, "but, you do realize he just repeats what he is told. He doesn't really understand what any of them mean.”
"Oh, I know," replied Mrs. Biden, "but neither does the parrot.'
