State slander: Border states edition

Oh boy...

New Mexico is a legit hellhole

Yep

Have you been there?

Fortunately no. But I hear about it

Lmao what do you hear?

Its strangely similar to California...
Just more dry

The fact that we have forest fires rn.........
And lacks a beach

Wait, u live in new Mexico?

Yeah 💀

In Las Cruses someone decapitated someone's head and kicked it around like a soccer ball (No one would of known about the soccer ball part but he admitted to it for some reason)

Anther mofo decided to kill another person with a sword

That city is great 😁👍

Welp... That's lovely...

Ikr?

lol

Bro lowkey tho

You should try Hatch green chili before you die

I love chili

Then you should Like it then

That shot is hotter than Southern New Mexico in the summertime

*shit smh

Nice

Ye

Whitest New Mexican resident (Besides me):

Lmfao

Youngest Albuquerque resident:

Average Florida resident:

The Coldest day in Southern New Mexico:

Good weather in Florida:

Least Mexican person in New Mexico:

Least ra- (my lawyer advised me to not continue)

Las Cruces Mofos reading about the 7th murder in a day:

?

I am the most chaotic and powerful person in Texas.

I doubt that

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