You are very poor and homeless and adult. You pooped your pants so you went to buy new pants. All the pants sold out. You had no choice but to keep your pants on. You are begging for new pants. No one wants to give you pants. Everyone said "No"; Someone finally gives you pants after 2 hours. The pants are small for you but you wear it. You are starting to feel better. You are feeling something. You are in a portal. You teleport to the Apple Store. They hire you to work here. You get 20 dollars every hour! You are gonna be rich! After the job you get 19828 dollars. And they give you Golden Wings! Now you can buy a house!