SOMEWHERE IN AMERICA, 2047:; I'M SO GLAD THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAD THEIR PRIORITIES TOGETHER 25 YEARS AGO; MY WIFE DIVORCED ME AND TOOK HALF MY STUFF, AND NOW THE ONLY NEIGBORHOODS I CAN AFFORD ARE PREDOMINATELY LATINO, AND I CAN NEVER GET ANY SLEEP; BUT AT LEAST THERE ARE NO TRANSGENDER KIDS AROUND