JANteenth, JUNEteenth ! it's a Liberal Democrat SPLOOG FEST !

Juneteenth sounds like something that came from someone with a massive head wound.

Might not be old enough for this, back from early 90's when SNL actually wrote some funny stuff sometimes. Seth McFarland even referred to these as the perfect bit.
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Ironic that it’s on Father’s Day.

Boy, have i got some jokes for that one, that I WILL NOT TELL. Been getting too many go sit in the corners here.

Wishing you and yours a very merry Fistivus

It's a FISTIVUS MIRACLE !