piss

Indian:

Hello customer, your computer has been fixed, come to the repair shop to pick it up, your naked pictures of young little teenagers have been removed along with a virus called genshin impact and your browser history,
Thank you - India computer support & repair

australian

Russian:
Peter Piper picked a pepper

Aussie
Thanks for standing still wanka!

A drunk British person that was born in India but immigrated to Nigeria to up his scamming game

french
"...And the moral of the story is that there are no more venomous snakes in Alaska."

bri'ish

i like men

Italian
"One day I found Mario, in bed with another man! He was f**king Waluigi, two-inch dick right up his wah-ass!"