i am very f**king angry
my nuts are boiling
mario is a big fat c**t
i fell inside lava
now that im dead i find that
I AM HOMOPHOBIC
GET WOKE
I HATE IT WHEN MEN ARE KISSING
I WILL MAKE THEM EAT A PIPEBOMB
one day i found mario
in bed with another man
HE WAS F**KING WALUIGI
TWO-INCH DICK RIGHT UP HIS WAH-ASS
it's hard being a straight man
im always oppressed
nobody likes those
who are straight and white
one day i was talking to Wario
i found out he's secretly James Charles
HE TURNED TO ME AND SAID "hey sisters :)"
THEN HE TRIED TO GRAB MY DICK
OH GOD NO
then i decided f**k it and came to work for Bowser
Mario was too stupid to realize that Koopa didnt work alone
lol i referenced the creepypasta
my dick is melting off it feels like cheese strings
mario's a fatass lol
maybe you and me could go get some soda
but i dont have any money so could you pay for the soda please :)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO
F**K YOU BLUE CUCK
NOW I AM HETEROPHOBIC
IM GONNA GO AND HAVE SEX
I WILL FIND A MAN
WHO TRULY LOVES ME
i am very f**king angry
my nuts are boiling
mario is a big fat c**t
i fell inside lava
