Rules in tags

"If you can't say anything, you need to die."

Maw: "Huh."

Trooper: T-the creatures. T-they got me. *cough* G-get me out of h-here.

Maw: "Tank time?"

Trooper: ...

*Maw picks Trooper up*

Trooper: ...

*Maw starts walking Trooper out of the forest*

Trooper: ...

...

*2 hours later*

...

*Katamari leans over him* "You need help?"

Trooper: T-the creatures... They g-got me... *cough* G-get me out of here... Will you?

Katamari: "Why? You got somethin'?" *He picks you up with a flick of his hand*

Trooper: Thanks.

Katamari: *knife appears in fingers* "What were you doing in that forest?"

Trooper: The apocalypse. Zombies shaped as cute anime girls to fool you.

Katamari: "Oh, yeah. That. Good thing I'm gaaaay!"

Trooper: It's not limited to anime girls. Anime boys and femboys too. And the 'cultists' that worship them, yuck. Anyways, I need some ammo.

Katamari: "I have an amrory of melee weapons."

Trooper: ?

"They can't hurt what's faster than them"

Trooper: But I'm not as fast as you...

Trooper: I don't recommend staying close to these abominations.

*teleports behind you* "You can't touch this."

FBI!Toriel: ah, what a nice normal evening walk-
FBI!Sans: OH MY GOD TROOPER DID THE FURRIES GET YOU

Trooper: H-help me

FBI!Toriel: What happened?

Trooper: T-the creatures...

FBI!Sans: *calling the hospital*
FBI!Toriel: what creatures???

Trooper: ...

FBI!Sans: GET HERE I THINK HE'S DYING
*a few inches later*
Hospital man: Where is he?

Trooper: ...

FBI!Sans: HERE! CHECK HIS BREATH OR SOMETHING IDK MEDICAL STUFF

Trooper: ...

FBI!Sans: SCREW IT *grabs wand and casts healing spell.

Trooper: ...

(bro what happens now)

(he gets revived duh)

(but you're just going "..." all the time)

(yes)

Kay: Are you okay?!

Trooper: T-the creatures... T-they got me... Get me o-out of here *cough*

Kay: *picks up* Alright, I'll bring you to my place. *she pulsed with blue light and stopped, eventually growing her demon wings*
(They were brought to her house in Fever Town)
Kay: Let's get you patched up, yeah?

Trooper: Y-yeah.

Kay: *starts bandaging him* What happened?

Trooper: T-the creatures...

Kay: Urgh, these wounds are bad... what creatures were they?

Trooper: S-shaped like cute girls... But dangerous...

Kay, flustered: W-what?! Oh crap-
*she notices they were infected*
Kay[STRESSED OUT]: SIR, YOU'RE INFECTED.

Trooper: Do something then...

Kay: I don't have anything that can cure you, but I can slow it down for you and potentially stop the infection.

Trooper: I don't know...

Trooper: ...

Kay: Is it working?

Trooper: Y-yes please...

Kay: A-alright... *she pulsed with blue light again, but this time it was only her hands* Here, let's see if this'll work. *she waved her blue hands over him and slowly, the infection slowed*

"Sure." *Katamari snapped his fingers and your body lifts*

wrong one sorry