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A DAY FROM SCHOOL; YOU DON'T SLEEP THE NIGHT PREVIOUS TO THE DAY OFF SCHOOL AND STAY UP PLAYING VIDEOGAMES AND GET POPULAR FOR HOW GOOD YOU WERE AT THOSE GAMES; IT'S MORNING, YOUR MOTHER WAKES UP AND TELLS YOU THAT THERE IS NO SCHOOL THAT DAY AND ALSO TELLS YOU THAT SHE WILL BE TAKING YOU TO MCDONALD'S AND THEN SHE WILL TAKE YOU TO GAMESTOP TO BUY YOU ANY VIDEOGAME YOU WANT; YOU ARRIVE AT MCDONALD'S, YOU GOT A HAPPY MEAL, AND GOT THE TOY YOU WERE HOPING FOR AND THEN ENJOYED YOUR BREAKFAST; YOU MAKE IT TO GAMESTOP AND BUY 13500 VBUCKS AND THEN HEAD HOME TO BUY THE CURRENT BATTLE PASS; YOU HEAD HOME AND YOUR ALREADY LEVEL 100 AND HAS NOW BOUGHT THE DARTH VADER SKIN AFTER 3 HOURS OF PLAYING FORTNITE; YOUR CRUSH INVITES YOU TO PLAY FORTNITE AND YOU ACCEPTED THE INVITATION SO YOU START PLAYING FORTNITE WITH HER; YOU PLAY DUOS WITH HER AND YOU GET 8 WINS IN A ROW, AND A 10 KILLS EVERY GAME; SHE THEN ASKS TO 1V1 YOU AND YOU SAY YES TO IT AND YOU 1V1 HER, THINKING YOU WILL DESTROY HER; WHILE 1V1ING HER, SHE ASKS IF YOU WANNA BE HER BOYFRIEND, YOU SAY YES IN EXCITEMENT; YOU THEN ADD EACH OTHER AND YOU BOTH BECOME ONLINE FRIENDS; SHE ABSOLUTELY SWEATED ON YOU IN THE 1V1; SHE BEAT YOU IN TERMS OF KILLS 69-420; YOU ARE UPSET ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU WERE ALSO LEVEL 107 AND SHE WAS ONLY LEVEL 51; YOU GET MAD ON THE MIC AND YOU RAGE QUIT RIGHT IN HER EAR; YOU LEAVE THE PARTY, UPSETTING HER; YOU THEN GOT A MSG FROM HER SAYING "I'M BREAKING UP WITH U AND I'M ALSO UNFRIENDING U"; YOU BREAK YOUR XBOX, THEN YOUR MOM COMES IN THE ROOM AND TELLS YOU THAT YOU'RE GROUNDED AND SHE'S NOT BUYING YOU ANOTHER XBOX; YOU GET SENT TO YOUR ROOM, AND THEN YOU HEAR ON THE NEWS THAT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE GOTTEN INTO A DEADLY ACCIDENT, THEY ALL DIED AND NOW YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND THEN YOUR MOM TELLS YOU SHE'S DELETING YOUR FORTNITE ACCOUNT; YOUR LONELY, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS, YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND FOR ONLY A COUPLE HOURS UNTIL SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU, YOU DON'T HAVE A GAMING SYSTEM AND YOU NOW BELIEVE YOU HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE ANY LONGER; YOU TRY TO COMMIT SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF THE ROOF OF YOUR HOUSE, BUT A POLICE OFFICER RUINS YOUR DEATH BY CATCHING YOU BUT HE BELIEVED YOU FELL OFF AND YOU DON'T GET SENT TO JAIL FOR ATTEMPTED SUICIDE; YOU THEN GET VERY FURIOUS AND THEN YOU DO SEVERAL SERIOUS CRIMES AROUND TOWN AND THEN EVENTUALLY KILL YOUR PREVIOUS GIRLFRIEND OUT OF PURE HATRED FOR WHAT PAIN SHE PUT YOU THREW BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE SHE IS THE CAUSE OF WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH; YOU EVENTUALLY GET SENT TO PRISON FOR ALL THE CRIMES YOU HAVE DONE AND GET A 25 YEAR SENTENCE, AND THEY TOLD YOU WHEN THAT SENTENCE IS UP, YOU WILL IMMEDIATELY BE SENTENCED TO DEATH, AND YOUR CELLMATE IS INCREDIBLY INSANE; 15 YEARS HAVE PASSED AND YOU ARE SEVERELY SICK FROM ALL THE CONSTANT LABOR AND BECAUSE OF THE CRIMES YOU'VE DONE, YOU WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP OR YOU WOULD DIE EARLY; BECAUSE YOU'RE SUICIDAL, YOU TRY TO PRETEND TO DIE EARLY BY PRETENDING TO SLEEP, BUT THEY REALIZED YOU WERE FAKING IT AND GAVE YOU EVEN HARDER LABOR TO DO AS PUNISHMENT, THAT BEING CLEANING THE ENTIRE PRISON BY YOURSELF WITH NO HELP; YOU FINALLY COMPLETED CLEANING BUT IT'S BEEN 25 YEARS IN PRISON AND IT'S NOW TIME FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE DEATH SENTENCE, THE WAY YOU DIE IS BY THE GUILLOTINE WHICH IS THE MOST PAINFUL DEATH SENTENCE; YOUR HEAD GETS IN THE NECK HOLDER, AND THEN THE BLADE COMES DOWN AND SLICES YOUR HEAD OFF; YOU DIE, FOR ALL YOUR DEADLY SINS, YOU GET SENT TO HELL TO BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY
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