I mean, she's a little girl, so I know the first thing I'm doing with her 😏

Patting her on the head. What the f**k did you think I was talking about, pervert?

Lol the emoji set me off

I was gonna guess lock her in the basement and starve her

WHAT THE F**K!?!?

classic

I'm gonna organ harvest her

Yessir

She is dead now

can I have some oil please?

I need Togo to the basement to burn her

why the T capitalized

sorry autocorrect

Oh. . . Well I'm horrible at keeping stuff alive so. . . .