Digital drawing sucks but I hope you get it

dead oc XD

OJ: *revives lmao*

DY: I’m fine
(unmaterializes then materializes)

*smooch*

DY: ..
*DY JR finds a rocket launcher, DY notices it*
DY: WAIT NO DONT

Rachel bites the rocket launcher.

OJ: OH GOD

DY: SHOOT; WAIT
(legit justs shuts down the rocket launcher)

"Huh."

DY: I made this in case it came in handy
Luckily it did

"Nice."

DY: ye

"You're hot"

Bro I’m legit a dog head with a red cylinder body and 4 stick lookin legs

"And I'm a MF carton of orange juice"

DY: let’s just face it, we are only doing this because our creators are bored

"Yeah...can we cuddle though?"

no thx

"Why not?"

DY: ima go create new technology

"Can I help?"

DY: idk if you know how to work with it
but how about DY JR, Racher, and Riley?
(The three screaming in the background)

"You trust me to take care of them?",

DY: yeah

"I'll try..."

DY: ok bye

"Bye sweetie" she giveth him cheek kiss as he leaves

DY JR: Balls!!
(DY bursts out laughing)

OJ does as well.

DY JR: balls?
DY:HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH- hoo.. oh my god that just made my day
(Riley is casually crawling on the table)

Rachel is biting Riley's ears

"Yeah, that made mine as well."

Riley: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(DY gets jumpscared and legit jumps to the moon)

Rachel starts wrestling Riley

OJ: don't worry, sweetie, I got you."

DY: I think you should deal the situation with Rachel and Riley

"Alright." She grabbed their necks. "Don't do this. This isn't Alabama." They leave each other alone.

DY: ok pog

"Cool, I'll catch you."

DY:ok that big brain
I have body DNA morphing machine at the Balls Industry™️ Headquarters

"Nice."

DY: ok one sec
this take like

"Ok."

(The machine starts working, then 3 oj cartons with spider legs and dog ears appear, 2 boys, and one girl)

"Wow. We have kids now."

DY: ye, what should we name them

"Uh, one boy could be DY Jr., the other could be Riley. And the girl could be...Rachael."

DY: ok
DY JR: b-ba
DY: oh cool, DY JR is saying his first words in his first like minute of life

"Huh, wonder what he'll say."

because I don’t wanna pay for child support

"Then I just won't get pregnant. Or I'll pay."

DY: ok cool get children ig

"You do realize how we get children, right?"

DY: yeah
I have no reproductive organs so we go to the local sperm bank

"Uh, about that, when I remade you, I hid them, don't worry. I have an idea. We do the thing, but skip it all and the nine months and stuff, and fast forward to when they're here."

DY: bro remember when we first met
I legit said I will never have reproductive organs
so nah

"Yes, but we do it, they dissapear, and it's all skipped."

sperm bank or I delete for another like 2 months

"I have an idea. I take your DNA, fuse it with mine, and boom, new creature.

bro’s a skeleton

OJ: *gives him organs, muscle, nerves, skin, and fur

Bro looks like an amalgamation

OJ:*puts it all where it should be*

he looking goofy

OJ: *makes him look normal*

OJ: "your superior killed you, I brought you back."

DY: bro I’m legit myself
I’m the superior, doggo, everything
Like bro, I’m legit being controlled by me

"Then why'd you die?"