Joke rp

no u

how did you get a gun

Hamster: the black market

cool

Me: right back at ya buckaroo.

Hamster: behold my true form

*i step on the hamster*

Hamster dies

take that you little f u cker

Hamster revives into his true form

AHAHAHA YOU STILL HAVE NOT WITNESSED MINE
*becomes god*

Hamster third form

*zaps it into not existing*

Chonker 4th form

thats a f u cking seal

FBI!SANS: NOOO HAMPTER PLEASE SPARE ME

Hamster: *shoots*

nah screw it *grabs wand and heals and commits the ultimate doo doo fart spell*

Hamster: u smell like u farded

(farded)