That makes no sense

Well clearly you chose 'no' to coming up with better insults

How is having a dad optional

If being lgbtq is an option an you chose yes
You're basically choosing for you're dad to go look for milk

oh how original. everyone who's ever seen this probably cried.

wait a second, people don't cry because of unoriginal insults made by 5 year olds.

Prolly?

bruh

Being smart and not coming up with an unoriginal insult is optional.
I do not believe you chose to become a wise person, so you should go back to school to make it more likely that you will not be a dolt until your death.

Incase you're wondering, "prolly" is not the correct spelling if you were trying to spell "probably". Another thing you need to understand is you need to put one of those dots called periods at the end of every sentence.