People be getting caught by their parents for being on this site, while I never will cause I made her make it impossible

XD

bro you need more time around your dad, or is he any better

My dad is MUCH better than my mom, and that's saying something

I mean...two weeks ago, my mom pushed me against the wall, digging her nail into my skin, repeatedly calling me a loser (the nail left a mark)

ok stick to him like glue

also, grab a knife and stab your mom in all 4 limbs, then take a belt and slap her va*ina

Bro wtf

my mom tried abusing me but lucky me i could dodge her better than a porsche can turn (porsches are the best handling cars ever made)

you stab her limbs so she can't beat you or run away, then you smack her in the most sensitive part of her body (the pussy). now what i did with my mom, i simply beat her elbows and knees with a sledgehammer, then i dual wielded 2 belts and slapped her pussy

btw, she died by suicide 2 years ago

I ain't gonna kill her mate

Worse comes to worse, I'll just get emancipated 🤷

bro she won't die with just 1 stab in each limb. she'll be bandaged and likely in pain for a while

multiple times

What

So basically my Google browser got blocked by her, so she turned on some other secret secure browser with parental controls (she can't control it) which is accessible only to specific apps/links

I messed up enough on purpose for her to turn said browser on (which I access via a school app) and the browser can't monitor history...and I can reset it at a moments notice so my tracks are hidden (if you understand all of this, props to you)

lmao i use it on my skool com

Well I use it in a browser that she doesn't have access to at all

pathetic