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Well, he started

C'MON MAN ROAST ME

"C'MON MAN ROAST ME" -🤓

Bro-that all you got?
F**kin soup lover? YOU CHINESE OR SOMETHING BRO-

No, but last I checked, I didn't need the help of others

OI!
I was panicking

Panicking my ass, as you sat there and whined saying "I don't want to die". Oblivious to the answer in front of you.

*chuckles* my fear was an act

Your fear was an act? Pitiful, I've seen bootlegged movies with better actors. You couldn't figure out, you'd be dead if it weren't for me. Now scurry along, before you burn yourself

Bro your roasts came straight outta dollar tree-
Damn- that's a good thing for you

Dollar tree? Ha! I've seen you around GoodWill, buying used roasts.

I never forgot the moment I first met you
But I'm trying

Yeesh, talk about unoriginal. Yikes. Have you ever felt that burning sensation? Yeah? Its shame, as in the shame in the fact that you cannot possibly roast

Bro
I would roast you but a mirror is all it takes

Yikes, oh dear, that really hurt me. The unfortunate thing is that you already broke it. All it took, was just one of your roast.

You rang

ARMSTRONG!
YOU LEGEND

ARMSTRONG
CONTINUE THE LEGACY OF JACK BY MAKING MORE OMELETTES