Do it

a gaint cock with acid nut

Your a discord mod

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

x ray vision

You give cancer to anyone in your vision during xray vision (this would actually happen)

nice

Cloning like Naruto

Clones turn againist you

the ability to summon a microwave that can cooka hot pocket right the first time you put it in

The hot pocket has rat posion in it

Invisibility

Cacausian people can see you

BRO, lmfao

To become God, so I am able to undo any side effects you have.

To be like BEN_Drowned and have his powers

The ability to have any fantasy world I want come to life, e.g. the world in a story written by me or someone else

The story is written by your most toxic ex

Beserk in a nutshell*

Never watcched it lol, maybe soon

Thats fine cause he's basically illiterate and can't f**king read or write

He describes it to someone

Well he wants to kill me and harm me and everyone else cause he's bipolar and shit so that's gonna be a problem

Welp