Not the brightest bulbs on the Christmas decorations that are still on their lawn.

That was cancelled in schools years ago.

Thar was cancelled DECADES ago
Do try to keep abreast of current developments, won't you, there's a good lad.

I read the Bible in school less than ten years ago.

It was for an AP class so...thanks for letting us all know you didn't qualify for those. Ask your teacher what they are.

yeah, sure you did.

For real, what did your teacher tell you about AP classes?