HEY TRUMP HERE, I HAVE GREAT NEWS!
SINCE YOU HATE OUR COUNTRY SO MUCH,
WHEN I RETURN YOU'LL HAVE YOUR OWN
3 - STATE COUNTRY! ISN'T THAT GREAT?! NO CATCH! YOU'LL GET THE SAME DEAL
I GAVE MEXICO . . . WE'LL GO HALFSIES
ON THE BEAUTIFUL NEW BORDER WALL!
I'M ENCLOSING THE NEW MAP! WHAT'S
THE
CATCH?! WHAT'S
THE
CATCH?!
