Live Dave Reaction

I got caught in 8K Ultra HD with both my art and do I stream?

How suicidal, now I am SadBoi, ok.

Why do I do this anyway?

You feeding off my suffering whenever you spam me is why. You’re sadistic.

*very loud bass music*

Da da da de do do do

15 years old
Female
Nicknamed Blue
Real named Abigail
Brown hair
Blue eyes
Is into Uglydolls
Has catfished so much that if she recreated the personality of all her alts irl she’d spend an unfathomable amount of life sentences
Is severely depressed and only alt raids to cope (fuсking shit method fr)
Has a theoretically-impossibly-to-cure obsession with alt raiding
Can’t stop spamming a random person
Can indeed do art even if they say they suck dick at it
The reason some rando (me) is done with her bullshit is because she keeps fuсking spamming their ass nonstop for over 5 consecutive months

Ok, I can but no textures or major details.
And I can’t sing, catfish, and not depressed, and has no disability.

Also pronouns he/him

For fuсk’s sake Blue quit saying the exact fuсking opposite of what you can do you’re not a fuсking emo

We, oops! TRY AGAIN.

Hi, we're Mojang, just to inform you that we moved to a new Twitter username @MojangStudios, hope to see you there.

That's not even our name

You’re pressuring me to find a non-existing account. This is how I know you’re Blue.

We do have an existing Twitter account, though, it's active.

It has numbers in it.

We, oops! TRY AGAIN.

Hi, we're Mojang, just to inform you that we moved to a new Twitter username @MojangStudios09, hope to see you there.

That's not even our name

You're still replying to me. That shows you're Blue.

YOU FIND OUR TWITTER AND SHARE OUR PROFILE PICTURE. NOW.

I don't remember Mojang acting this way

Dave