I have a surprise ^^

Why did you give your brother a pipe bomb

Mom can you really be surprised? At least it's not as bad as her last present

I'm not surprised lol

I have a nuke :DDD

Give me that! I have beef with Australia

Nope :}

Do not-

Why?

bc its mine now

I don't like my brother :D

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Based mom

Lmaooo

*Sets of a nuke killing Europe*

*uno reverses what you did*

i raised you well

:D

LMAOO

Right back at you

Open the door :}

No

Open the door Egg :D

*blows us up*

W

alright
*unlocks door and opens it*

*Gives you a gaming console and a $19 Fortnite card*
Have fun! :D

ayyyy

Nah

Open the door Space

*escapes through window*

*Blows your house up*

*was already far enough away*

I simp for a guy who smokes and dies, do you want to enter?

I simp for multiple mentally unstable people, so your point is?

Uhm I have this and I will use it

Open the door C:

No f**k you

OPEN THE DAMN DOOR

*grabs a body pillow and begins f**king it and moans*

*Blows your room up*

F**k

What is it
It better not be another denki body pillow

*Gives you a box with a pipe bomb inside*

*puts ear up to box*
"Keep your pipe bomb"

*The pipe bomb explodes killing us both*

See you there! :D

k *opens door*

*Gives you some brownies*

thank you ! *closes door*

Np ^^

I GOT A F**KING PIPE BOMB AND YOU GET BROWNIES?!?!?!

politeness gets rewarded

nah she just hates me
Cuz I'm her brother

Cause I like them :DD