DAY 2 OF SLOTH’S PRESIDENCY AND HE’S ALREADY GONE AND DECLARED HIMSELF A COMMIE DICTATOR. WE ALL KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. THAT HE’D STEAL SOMEONE’S IDENTITY AND THEN GET HIMSELF ELECTED UNDER FALSE PRETENSES SO HE CAN PUT US ALL UNDER HIS THUMB IN KIND OF TOTALITARIAN POLITICSTOO FIEFDOM. WE MUST PUT FREE SPEECH FIRST! MAKE CONSERVATIVE PARTY GREAT AGAIN!