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I know that Shadow has an interest in Norse (as well as Slavic) mythology, so I made this little diddy with them in mind :)

I know that Shadow has an interest in Norse (as well as Slavic) mythology, so I made this little diddy with them in mind :) | ===========================================
TEUTONIC MYTHOLOGY Summarized - 
By SimoTheFinlandized - c.  2022 CE
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Teutonic Mythology Comprises The Traditional 
Mytho-Religious Set Of Beliefs Derived From The
Germanic Peoples. Much Of The Knowledge Of Pre-
Christian Germany And Scandinavia Is Preserved In 
Two Icelandic Works, The Eddas. According To The 
Eddas, Before The Creation Of The World There Was A 
Land Of Ice And Shadows Called Niflheim And A Land 
Of Fire Known As Muspelheim. The Two Lands 
Together Merged And Ultimately Created The 
Primordial First Sentient-Being, A Giant Named 
Ymir, Who Would Father The Races Of Giants And
Gods. Eventually The God Odin And His Two Other
Divine Brothers Killed Ymir And Founded The 
Race Of Gods (The Aesir). Then They 
Created The World From Parts Of Ymir's Body 
And Made The First Man And Woman From 
Pieces Of Trees. At The Center Of The Worlds Of Both 
Gods And Men Stood A Giant Ash Tree, Yggdrasil. 
Odin, The Head Of The Aesir (Heroic Gods Of Warfare 
And Civilization), Was The God Of Poetry And Of 
Battle. Valhalla, A Great Hall In Asgard (The Realm Of 
The Gods), Was The Resting Place Of Warriors Slain In 
Battle. Next In Line To Odin Was Thor, The Hammer-
Wielding Humanity-Protecting God Of Thunder, Rain, 
And Fertility. Others Of The Germanic Pantheon 
Included The Handsome God-Of-Light-And-Purity 
Balder, And Loki The Trickster-God And A Son Of An 
Ice-Giant. The Vanir Gods (The Nature-Based Gods Of 
Wisdom, Magic, And Fertility), Regarded As Less 
Important Than The Aesir, Included Njord The Sea 
God, Frey The God Of Wealth And Fertility, And Freya 
The Goddess Of Love And Magic; Also Included Among 
The Gods Was Hel The Goddess Of Death And The 
Underworld. 
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1 up, 2y
Damn, that is a lot of knowledge right there
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    =========================================== TEUTONIC MYTHOLOGY Summarized - By SimoTheFinlandized - c. 2022 CE =========================================== Teutonic Mythology Comprises The Traditional Mytho-Religious Set Of Beliefs Derived From The Germanic Peoples. Much Of The Knowledge Of Pre- Christian Germany And Scandinavia Is Preserved In Two Icelandic Works, The Eddas. According To The Eddas, Before The Creation Of The World There Was A Land Of Ice And Shadows Called Niflheim And A Land Of Fire Known As Muspelheim. The Two Lands Together Merged And Ultimately Created The Primordial First Sentient-Being, A Giant Named Ymir, Who Would Father The Races Of Giants And Gods. Eventually The God Odin And His Two Other Divine Brothers Killed Ymir And Founded The Race Of Gods (The Aesir). Then They Created The World From Parts Of Ymir's Body And Made The First Man And Woman From Pieces Of Trees. At The Center Of The Worlds Of Both Gods And Men Stood A Giant Ash Tree, Yggdrasil. Odin, The Head Of The Aesir (Heroic Gods Of Warfare And Civilization), Was The God Of Poetry And Of Battle. Valhalla, A Great Hall In Asgard (The Realm Of The Gods), Was The Resting Place Of Warriors Slain In Battle. Next In Line To Odin Was Thor, The Hammer- Wielding Humanity-Protecting God Of Thunder, Rain, And Fertility. Others Of The Germanic Pantheon Included The Handsome God-Of-Light-And-Purity Balder, And Loki The Trickster-God And A Son Of An Ice-Giant. The Vanir Gods (The Nature-Based Gods Of Wisdom, Magic, And Fertility), Regarded As Less Important Than The Aesir, Included Njord The Sea God, Frey The God Of Wealth And Fertility, And Freya The Goddess Of Love And Magic; Also Included Among The Gods Was Hel The Goddess Of Death And The Underworld. ===========================================