Daidric dragnoc: *looking for quests since he just got anniversary edition*

Trooper: Hey, you there.

Hm? What is it? (BTW he's wearing full daidric armor and has a permanent dragon aspect look)

Trooper: You looking for something to do?

Yeah

Trooper: I want you to fetch me a crate of ale

Where should I get it?

Trooper: Idk

So I should just buy a random crate?

Trooper: Idk just give me some ale and I will pay you 5 septims

K then thought this would be like a operation or something but guess not *starts spawning ale from his inventory*

Trooper: Thanks..

Your welcome

I shall challenge him to a fist fight

*a guy in full dragonbone armor appears*

?: *glances at him*

Trooper: ...

?: hi?...

Trooper: ...

?: okay....

Trooper:

?: you okay??....

Trooper: Yeah

?: okay...

Trooper: Sure

?: if I win then.....you buy me 100 crepes.

Trooper: Crepes?

?: yep!

Trooper: *drinks ale*

?: ...let's have a drinking contest.

Trooper: ...

?: and what do I have to offer if you win?

Trooper: ...

?: *takes a drink*

FBI!Sans: sick fit, nice *sips beer*

Trooper: Thanks

what kind?

Trooper: Health, stamina, magicka....

i'll take health, how much?

Trooper: 30 gold per one potion

do you accept dollars

Trooper: Dollars? What are these?

oh wait yeah forgot i transported words- so, you know earth? there's a big country, the United States of America - where i live - and the currency there is dollars. but sure *grabs wand, forms currency converter and enters money and gold comes back* here you go. 1 health potion, please.

Trooper: That was, strange....

it is but its magic aand goodbye *transports back to earth*

[ye]

Trooper: ....

[end of rp]

watcha doin here anyway its like 10pm

Trooper: Looking for trade offers

k im just looking for a drink but sure whatcha go to offer

Trooper: Anything really...

i have a spare wand w/ me... and a spell book cuz you'll probably need one if ur gon use dis

Trooper: Do I look like I sell that?

no im telling you i have that
plus, you tell me you had "anything really"

Trooper: I do sell potions tho

Trooper: Look, i don't know anything about spell books. I've read some but it was only 2. I'm not a wizard.

ok well in that case idk