*a guy in full dragonbone armor appears*

?: *glances at him*

Trooper: ...

?: hi?...

Trooper: ...

?: okay....

Trooper:

?: you okay??....

Trooper: Yeah

?: okay...

Trooper: ...

?: *takes a drink*

Trooper: *drinks ale*

?: ...let's have a drinking contest.

Trooper: ...

?: and what do I have to offer if you win?

Trooper: Sure

?: if I win then.....you buy me 100 crepes.

Trooper: Crepes?

?: yep!

FBI!Sans: sick fit, nice *sips beer*

Trooper: Thanks

what kind?

Trooper: Health, stamina, magicka....

i'll take health, how much?

Trooper: 30 gold per one potion

do you accept dollars

Trooper: Dollars? What are these?

oh wait yeah forgot i transported words- so, you know earth? there's a big country, the United States of America - where i live - and the currency there is dollars. but sure *grabs wand, forms currency converter and enters money and gold comes back* here you go. 1 health potion, please.

Trooper: ....

[end of rp]

[ye]

Trooper: That was, strange....

it is but its magic aand goodbye *transports back to earth*

watcha doin here anyway its like 10pm

Trooper: Looking for trade offers

k im just looking for a drink but sure whatcha go to offer

Trooper: Anything really...

i have a spare wand w/ me... and a spell book cuz you'll probably need one if ur gon use dis

Trooper: Do I look like I sell that?

no im telling you i have that
plus, you tell me you had "anything really"

Trooper: I do sell potions tho

Trooper: Look, i don't know anything about spell books. I've read some but it was only 2. I'm not a wizard.

ok well in that case idk

I shall challenge him to a fist fight

Warlock: Hey bartender, what's that guess deal?

Trooper: I'm not the bartender.

*that guy's

Warlock: Was I taking to you?

*talking

Trooper: ...

Warlock: Answer the question. WAS. I. TALKING. TO. YOU?

Trooper: No?

Warlock: Exactly.

Trooper: ...

Warlock: *sits down*

Trooper: ...

Warlock: What are you looking At

Trooper: Nothing

Warlock: Okay. *Walks out*

Trooper: ...