Ye Olde Announcements

You are a worthless bitch ass ******. Your life, literally, is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stump you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Because you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitch ass ******. You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose to be on MSMG sucking dicks daily. Your purpose in life is to be in this chat, blowing a dick daily. Your life is NOTHING. You serve zero purpose. You should KILL yourself NOW. And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen in the atmosphere, so we can breathe in this trapped bubble. Because what are you here for? To worship me? KILL YOURSELF. I mean that, with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent.

Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state. Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait. The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool. Neanderthals developed tools. We built a wall (we built the pyramids). Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries. That all started with the big bang! Hey!
Since the dawn of man is really not that long. As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the elements were made. The bipeds stood up straight, the dinosaurs all met their fate. They tried to leap but they were late. And they all died (they froze their asses off). The oceans and Pangea, see ya wouldn't wanna be ya. Set in motion by the same big bang! It all started with the big bang!
It's expanding ever outward but one day. It will cause the stars to go the other way. Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be hurt. Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us. Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses). Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy). It all started with the big bang!.
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology. It all started with the big bang! It all started with the big bang!

This game encourages racism!
I was just minding my business, looking at oranges and bananas, and then two pigeons ganged up on me, and sent me to the abyss!