Trans 1 - "Well here we are in Ukraine. . .but where is everyone. . .heck, where is the stage?"
Hiding Russian 1 - "I see the enemy out in the open. . .ATTACK!"
UNABLE TO ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTE SOLDIERS TO THE EUROPEAN UNION READY REACTION FORCE; DEMARK COMMITTED A TROOP OF TRANSVESTITE ENTERTAINERS TO PERFORM SHOWS FOR THE TROOPS.