WHAT IF THE MEDIA IS BLASTING US WITH GUN CONTROL NEWS 24/7 NOW... GUNS! THE SCOURGE OF SOCIETY! SHOULD WE SHOOT THAT MURDEROUS HOMBRE IN THE SCHOOL? HE'S ONLY SHOT A COUPLE KIDS, LET'S WAIT AN HOUR AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS! TO DISTRACT US FROM THIS? LOOKS LIKE MY BABY IS GETTING CORN MEAL INSTEAD OF FORMULA THIS WEEK! AND DISTRACT US FROM THAT? AND POSSIBLY DISTRACT US FROM THIS TOO? OH DEAR, I'LL HAVE TO TELL MY GRANDDAUGHTER I CAN'T GO TO HER GRADUATION AS THE FLIGHT IS TWICE THE PRICE OF MY RENT! NOT TO MENTION THIS?
