Thank you for the technical information . I was going to caption this with the danger of using petroleum jelly as a lubricant .... but I changed my mind ! ;~)
Person1: I'm gonna sanitize my hand!
Person2: Oh cool!
P1: *gets out gasoline and a match
P2: no not like that
P1: why?
P2: you have a paper cut!
P1: *already lighting himself on fire* I do? AAAAAAAÆHWHIISSZÌŒŃFŚßL-