FLUSH TOILETS ARE A REMARKABLE INVENTION WHICH EMPLOY RUNNING WATER TO MOVE HUMAN WASTE OUT OF DOMICILES; BY VIRTUE OF THEIR FUNCTION, FECAL MATTER BECOMES AEROSOLIZED RESULTING IN POOP DEPOSITION ON EVERY SURFACE IN A BATHROOM. TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE BRUSHING YOUR TEETH.