IF ELECTED PRESIDENT, I PROMISE TO:; ●CENSOR ANY MEMES THAT DON'T CONTAIN POKEMON
●ASSASSINATE THE VP TO KEEP HIM FROM TAKING MY JOB. ●APPOINT RICHARD CHILL AS OUR AMBASSADOR TO THE LGBTQWXYZ STREAM DUE TO HIS LONG HISTORY OF TOLERANCE.
●STREAM BAN ANYONE WHO CHANGES THEIR NAME.