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a brief history of cock and ball torture
number 15

cock adn ball torture

cock and ball torture is a sport mained by only those who are willing to take in pain

unbeknownst to most humans

contrary to popular belief

cock and ball torture is not just painful

according to experts, cock and ball torture is an art form

dating back to the medieval ages

when dungeon torturers would pierce one's balls with a pike, a spear like weapon at the time

in WW1, the germans would use gas to choke out the balls of their enemies, causing the balls to wrinkle up and gradient into a dark, brown color.

another use ofo cock and ball torture is pumping gas into the dick hole

this is especially painful, triggering record breaking orgasims in seconds

it is known by most that the US used cock and ball torture to fish out information about osama bin landin in guantanamo bay

the would smack the prisoner's balls, then proceed to insert a quantitative amount of toothpicks into their dickhole

this is how the american soldiers found osama bin laden

in conclusion, cock and ball torture is an ancient sport that can sprout legendary powers unknown to man

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