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1,037 views 46 upvotes Made by liarspew 2 years ago in Dark_humour
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Sweet home Alabama🎶
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I'm a lawyer. After law school we take a review course to prepare for the bar exam.

In the Family Law lecture, the lecturer STARTED by saying that FIRST COUSINS is NOT incest. (Also not in RELIGION.)

The rule is DIRECT ANCESTORS and Descendants--e.g., grandfather and granddaughter--or LESS THAN 3 DEGREES OF KINSHIP.

1. Me to my mom = 1 degree of kinship

2. My mom to her sister, my aunt = 2 degrees of kinship

3. My mom to her sister (my aunt) to her daughter (my 1st cousin) = THREE degrees of kinship. NOT incest.

Yes, ALL of us were surprised.

That is the same in ALL states.
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Big wheels keep on turnin'
Carry me home to see my kin
Singin' songs about the south-land
I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin, yes
Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ol' Neil put her down
Well I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm comin' home to you
In Birmingham they love the governor (boo-hoo-hoo)
Now we all did what we could do
Now Watergate does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama (oh yeah)
Lord I'm comin' home to you
Here I come, Alabama
Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers
And they've been known to pick a song or two (yes they do)
Lord they get me off so much
They pick me up when I'm feelin' blue
Now how about you?
Sweet home Alabama
Where the skies are so blue
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm comin' home to you
Sweet home Alabama (oh, sweet home)
Where the skies are so blue
And the governor's true
Sweet home Alabama (lordy)
Lord I'm comin' home to you, yeah, yeah
Montgomery's got the answer
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