another space meme which took me 2 millenia to make

WHICH OF SATURN'S MOONS ARE YOU? Mimas - people get them confused with somebody else - very short and kinda insecure - might be sometimes annoying; Dione - has seen some serious stuff - severe scars and PTSD - can and will hide in basement; Tethys - the forgotten one - nobody cares about them :c - actually kinda unique; Enceladus - has some pretty cool secrets but hides them all - good fashion taste, looks good but doesn't stand out - very hard working; Rhea - also seen some stuff, but isn't hurt as badly - people think they're overrated but they're really not - sometimes gets easily confused ("do i have rings or not?"); Titan - is a literal gigachad - owns a Koenigsegg but never tells anyone that they have one because they dislike flexing (like a true alpha) - memelord and gives out tons of cool positive energy; Iapetus - either the nicest person you'll ever meet, or a demon from hell, they have two extreme personalities, randomly switching them - suffered severe trauma in past but can barely remember anything - will fight and will absolutely shred