Isn’t that how Elvis died?

actually no he died from drug overdose

Oh okay

I can't tell if you where legitimately asking or if that was a joke

Actually I just double checked. He was addicted to something that made his body weaker, or maybe made him constipated, so he died while over exerting himself on the toilet, triggering his own heart attack.

well guys don't shit too hard

I can make you forget that you were gay.

r/cursedcomments (i wanna be in a screenshot if you do so plz get me in it :) )

Don't worry I have a friend with a reddit account he'll post it.

wait I am?

Exactly

i did i not know this

You did... At one point

You didn’t make me forget anything. I still remember that you’re gay.

Oh, thanks for guessing correctly.

Bro this pic have me GAGING

omfg this is beyond great.

Oof

i am choking on my spit rn laughing XD

she pooped her neurons lol

XD I was abouta go to bed crying until I saw this, god dam now imma be dreaming about the words "critical shit" almost all the time now

i swear i thought that was a crab, now I realize it is from team fortress

She shit out her past ten years of memory

Wait, what if she had a 6 year old kid?

lol