AA: Eh, at least you didn't cause a site-wide containment breach resulting in the death of 57 personnel and requiring MTF reinforcements. I swear, if I ever get my hands on D-8814...
"Eh, we've seen crazier things. Like that 055 thing that makes you forget information about itse-. Wait, what was I saying? Nevermind. Or that ●●-●●●●●-●●-● one. You can't record info about it or it takes it. It cant understand pictogram though."
*Alarms suddenly start blaring, and 079's face shows up on a nearby computer monitor for a second before disappearing*
*C.A.S.S.I.E's voice comes over the intercom* (C.A.S.S.I.E Is a foundation AI that announces breaches and MTF arriving and stuff. It's in SCP secret lab)
"ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL. THE SITE IS CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING MULTIPLE KETER AND EUCLID CLASS CONTAINMENT BREACHES. PLEASE HEAD TO THE DESIGNATED SAFE SHELTER AND STAY THERE UNTIL A MTF SQUAD REACHES YOUR POSITION."
Agent Andrews: (security agent I made up for my Site-47D storyline, he's actually really really important to it. He may or may not secretly work for a enemy GoI)