Epic Handshake

how about you skedaddle back to 4chan wit yo patchy neckbeard ahh boi tom macdonald listener ahh boi u got a poster of ben shapiro on ur wall bro would relate to fat albert if he wasnt so terribly racist bro is a 13 year old with the worldview of a 80 year old man i can tell ur mother is disappointed in u boi i can tell through this meme you made that u got poor hygiene don't even shower once a year bro smells like a neanderthal in the flesh n blood nasty ass bro u aint even got organs or bones ur body consists of several globules of fat stuck together boi you like the humans on the ship from the pixar movie wall-e

This shit made me laugh so hard

This screams white racist who lives in Mobile, Alabama. You probably weigh 500+ lbs, doing nothing but drinking Budweiser because you're broke ass can't afford decent alcohol and too much of a pussy to down whiskey. Probably living off of food stamps and social security because you're too busy sitting on your greasy ass couch in your molded chicken scented boxers and brown sweat stains in your white tank top with your fat gut hanging out to actually get a job. Watchin' nothing but NASCAR and wasting your time on here. The only girl that you could pick up was at your last family get together. The only thing you probably eat is those crappy TV dinners that your caregiver gets you because you can't get up to go shopping yourself and its the only thing your jobless fat ass can afford. You can't be talking when you can't afford an actual house, you probably live in some trashy ass RV that looks like a damn crack house. All your teeth are probably rotted from smoking 200 packs of cigarettes a day. Come back and talk when you can start being able to at least afford a piece of paper and get off your ass to take a shower without needing help getting around the house.

You really thought u ate with that huh? Dont get me started on this corny ass wording boy this boy flexing he a alcoholic like boy nobody cares uglahh boy. Yo ass built like a envelope on my momma boy. Thats the only way u get a womens touch uglahh boy. Stop playin wit me because u built like a pencil you scrawny ass boy. I could snap you in half wit only 1 finger and while sleeping cuz u built like a chopstick on my momma boy. All you do is eat rice cakes and stay on imgflip all day cuz yo scrawny ass cant go to the gym without be bullied on baby boy. I can bench your weight x40 cuz u weight 90 pounds and u 5'9 short ahh boy. You sound like a homophobic sandy the squirrel on my momma boy. You built like spongebob you holey ahh boy. You as got holes in yo face you swiss cheese looking ahh boy. This dude built like a chug jug fat ahh boy u drink nothing but juice das why u got cavities All up in yo teeth (Prolly in yo brain too) and das why yo breath smell like motor oil uglahh boy. Stop trying wit me cuz i can pack u up like santa my boy and carry you cuz im jus like that (LOL) And now u finna run and fold like a omelet cuz im packing u up so hard (Ho ho ho) Das why yo momma love me so much cuz im diving in her pussy right now boy. Im basically your father and i also own you.

Talking bout your father, yo ass speaking like text to speech wit yo barbeque head ass boy. This boy sound like "I am your father" ass boy. You think u better then me yet yo hairline built like da golden gate bridge ass boy. Yo hairline go up and down and up and down like a elevator boy. Yo ass built like a loopty loop you round ass boy. This boy got a whole ass circumference on my momma boy. You can calculate how big dis boy is using 3.141592 on my momma boy. Dis dude in 7th grade math problems like "A man is 400 pounds, He has a circumference of 90 feet. Use pi to calculate the radius" on my momma boy. U cant even be calculated by pi because u eating all of it big ahh boy. Dis boy grandma got ran over by a reindeer on my momma boy. Yo ass look like the boy in da polar express movie boy. U built like THE polar express wit yo barbeque ass forehead boy. You can squeeze dis boy hair and have enough grease for tha kfc deep fryer on my momma boy!! Dis boy lost his momma cuz she jumped into a kfc deep fryer and he ate her on my momma boy. Dis redneck ass boy prolly mow grass for a living and gets paid 4.99 a hour and u wondering why you cant live off of that (You eat all of your money)

Was that meant for me? Or.. What?

Sorry sir. It was a misteak

My roast wasn't even towards you lmao

Boy you trying to start sumn it was a FREAKING misteak but u thinking too deeply into it sir. Please exit these premises

I was just saying but ok-