Duck: Oh hey it's my favorite analog horror why don't we sit down and watch some tv eh? I'm thinking.. maybe some beginner's bible? Yeah, let's do dat!!
Mint: get out of my house! *Loads his Barrett 1000 (The name of his pistol) and walks to his back door, ready to break the universe around the intruder*
IT'S A CALM AND QUIET NIGHT. YOU'RE TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP WHEN YOU HEAR AN EAS ALARM WARNING ABOUT SHAPESHIFTING CREATURES THAT USE PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE TO DESTROY YOU MENTALLY BEFORE DESTROYING YOU PHYSICALLY. THEN YOU HEAR YOUR BACK DOOR OPEN.