Book description of voldemort:
Bozo lookin like a goofy ahh anaconda straight outta jumanji fr, and his eyes be red like red velvety and bozo was as evil as meowbahh but goofy ahh long face man had some fr handsome face on the fronts
"harry, did you put yo real email in the goblet full of so many gas istg it smells like 420 smokers", dumbledore asked in low volume
harry replied in his snapchat
"nooo🤪why would i do that, your goofy ahh zombie food in you head is wrong"
