me asf

"I can't wait to post about all my pain on a meme website that isn't stable!!!" 🤡🤓

😢😢 leave me alone! he is my pet apple!!!

Do not

Do not

do it. you won't

he’s so cute :(

and you are hungry. are you not?

i am hungry
but he looks so nice

nice to eat

no he isn’t
he looks so cute

okay. I mean. it's your apple. you decide what to do with it. but I suggest you eat it before it gets rotten

look at his sweet nice smile

how could you want to eat him! >:(

devours the appussy

GIVE.

*hands you him*
be nice to him

Ok. I will.

awesome

Don't

no!

now

*casually unhinges jaw*

:(