I am the gender pirate

...Is that an ipad-ch covering your face,

It would appear so

https://i.imgflip.com/6g8qsg.gif

Pull what off?

It's an expression as in "You're making them look good"

Ohhhh, that makes sense

Yar

OMG! I NEED THAT FIT ASAP

I NEED THAT OUTFIT NOW

"That's so adorable.."

"The outfit?"

"No, that you call that 'pirate'.. 😅"